Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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