we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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