I think I died a long time ago.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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