? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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