does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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