Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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