it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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