Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
