just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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