So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
