you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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