i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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