Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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