Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
what the fuck happened to the tacos
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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