when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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