He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
do nipples grow back?
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