I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize
