People in love make me want to vomit
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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