Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
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Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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