i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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