My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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