I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
His hands were made for my vagina.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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