Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Randomize