Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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