Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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