Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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