when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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