how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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