I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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