SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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