New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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