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It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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