Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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