Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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