they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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