So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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