i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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