I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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