...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
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So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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