It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Panties = found
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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