i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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