she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Is Oprah even human
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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