People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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