Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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