Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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