They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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