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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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