party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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