HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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