so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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