My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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