Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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