she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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