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That's how twitter works, right?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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